Things Women Can't Do

[Biscuit]

Things Women Can't Do:

1.Understand a film plot

2.Park

3.Read a map (sorry mum)

4.Rob a bank

5.Resist Ikea

6.Tell a joke

7.Play pool

8. Eat a kebab while walking

9.Get told off without crying

10.Understand fruit machines

11.Make a decent bacon sarnie

12.Walk past a shoe shop

13.Not comment on other womens clothes

14.Use small amounts of loo paper

15.Get a round in

16.Get to the point

17.Eat a really hot curry

18.Sit in a room for five minuteswithout saying "I'm cold"

19.Have their money ready before getting on the bus

20.Clean out a tropical fish tank

21.Open a jar

22.Ask you to open a jar without then saying "I loosened it for you"

23.Get this far without arguing with at least one of the above.