Champagne

[gaznlou]

A chicken farmer went to a local bar......sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

 

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

 

'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.'

 

'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman.

 

'What a coincidence,' says the man. As they clinked glasses, the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

 

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'

 

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I am a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.'

 

'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

 

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

 

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence....'

[mumof4]

LMAO..oh i do like that one...