mrpj218 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Posted October 27, 2008 (edited) Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him an idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. I suggested he should try stool softeners to improve his attitude.He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. I offered him a hemorrhoid suppository, suggesting it might help him fithis head in there. He started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age. Edited October 27, 2008 by mrpj218 Quote
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