Some Jokes

[Bigjeeze]

Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?

A: If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

 

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. 'You aren't so good in bed either!' he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. 'What took you so long to answer?' 'I was in bed,' his wife said. 'What were you doing in bed this late?' he asked. She replied, 'Getting a second opinion.'

 

 

 

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says, 'You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?' The guy says, 'I'm from Iowa.' The bartender asks, 'What the heck you do in Iowa?' The guy responds, 'I'm a taxidermist.' The bartender asks, 'A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?' The guy says nervously, 'I mount animals.' The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, 'It's okay boys, he's one of us!'