Davetheref Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM -she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers : Please scroll down. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a good girl. Quote
Smilge Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 What was she doing playing golf in the first place?! Should have been in the kitchen like you said Dave!!! Quote
bj2004 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 What was she doing playing golf in the first place?! Should have been in the kitchen like you said Dave!!! Do you know why brides get married in white ? All domestic appliances come in white Quote
mumof4 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 do you know why women need rolling pins?? to smack men around the chops with when they come out with sexist jokes. :) :2: :16: Quote
gregers Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 ITS NOT SEXIST ITS THE TRUTH. :16: Quote
Biscuit Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Why do women have small feet? so they can stand closer to the sink!!!!! Quote
Davetheref Posted October 17, 2008 Author Report Posted October 17, 2008 Opps, what have I started here ???? :16: Quote
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