gaznlou Posted September 12, 2008 Report Posted September 12, 2008 B & Q JOB APPLICATION>> This is allegedly an actual job application that a 75-year-old>pensioner submitted to B&Q in Tunbridge Wells.> They hired him because he was so funny.....>>> NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)>> SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at>least one who will cooperate)>> DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director.>But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be>picky, I wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I?>> DESIRED SALARY: Quote
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