And Then The Fight Started......

[Bigjeeze]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for

 

 

Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for

 

my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and

 

realized I had left my wallet at home.

 

 

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go

 

home and come back later.

 

 

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

 

 

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

 

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'

 

and she processed my Social Security application.

 

 

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at

 

the Social Security office.

 

 

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have

 

gotten disability, too'

 

 

And then the fight started.....