Booze Story

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A barman in San Francisco had a regular customer at 4 o clock every weekday. He was a doctor who worked across the street at the General Hospital.

Every day as regular as clockwork he would walk in and ask for a hazelnut daquiri .

so this day a 3.45 p.m the man started making his drink , he reached for the hazel nut essence that was at the heart of this concoction , to his horror he found the small brown bottle was empty , Panic stations he knel down and right at the back of the cupbord he found a bottle of Hickory nut essence . Thinking he wouldn't notice he substituted it.

Bang on 4 o'clock the said doctor arrived, I'll have my usual please " the doctor intoned .

 

After taking one sip the Doctor said " This is not a Hazel Nut Daquiri "

 

 

 

 

 

 

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No said the barman " ITS A HICKORY DAQUIRI DOC "