Kids !

[gaznlou]

) This is a picture of an octopus.It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

 

 

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.(James age 6)

 

3) If you are surrounded by sea you're an Island. If you don't have

sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

 

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily**

Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

 

5) A dolphin breaths through an arshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 6)

 

 

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs

Millie age 6)**

 

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the

ocean.. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would

whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off

eating beans. (William age 7)

 

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.

How do mermaids get pregnant?(Helen age 6)

 

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always

screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my

big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.(Amy age 6)

 

10) Some fish are dangerous.Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can

give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think

they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

 

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my

willy small.(Kevin age 6)

 

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers

can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.

(Becky age 8)

 

13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was

going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7).

[Goofygolfer]

:lol :ph34r: :) ;)

[seatkid]

:) bless em!

[Mary]

And here was me thinking it was just my kids.....................

[frogeye]

These kids have more comic talent that many tv show hosts!