Out Of Office Messages

[Bigjeeze]

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and

will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be

prepared for my mood.

 

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I

am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't

have received anything at all.

 

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having

my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management

team.

 

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until

I return from holiday. Please be patient, and your mail will

be deleted in the order it was received.

 

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged