Can I Take The Dog For A Walk?

[Biscuit]

A little girl asks her mum, "Mum, can I take the dog for a walk

> >>> > around the block?"

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> >>> > Her mum replies "No, because she is on heat."

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> >>> > "What does that mean?" asked the child.

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> >>> > "Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

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> >>> > The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, can I

> >>> > take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the

> >>>dog

> >>> > was on the heat, and to come ask you."

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> >>> > He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's

> >>> > backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "Ok, you can go

> >>> > now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the

> >>> > block."

> >>> > The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no

> >>> > dog on the leash.

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> >>> > Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Lulu?"

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> >>> > (You're gonna love this!!!!!!!!!)..............

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> >>> > The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round

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> >>> > the block, so another dog is pushing her home.

[Nimplay]

He should have used diesel for better gas millage