Bigjeeze Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 At the end of a tiny deserted pub sits a huge Liverpudlian, 6 ft 5 and built like a brick ****house. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man minces in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Scouser. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Doyou want a blow-job?' At this the massive Scouser leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the pub before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat. Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. 'Hey, calm down, calm down. I've never seen you react like that,' he says, 'just what did he say to you?' 'I'm not sure,' the big Scouser replied. 'Something about a job...' Quote
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