Irish Indians

[Biscuit]

Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

 

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

 

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

 

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

 

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

 

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

 

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

 

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!' With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!

[banjaxed]

Great Biscuit. ( rest of post deleted.)

[Biscuit]

Didnt mean to offend!

[banjaxed]

Fair enough. Decent of you say. Sorry for the language.

[gregers]

biscuit perhaps you should of said englishman,coz every can have a pop at us and not offend anyone.

[mumof4]

it was a bloomin joke.unless summits happened in the news lately that i havent heard about, i really dont see what the problem is, there are lots of jokes bandied about with irish and english men in it, also scots, no one has ever complained from either scotland or the others before now,

 

If you had read the forum rules banjaxed, then you would see that bad language like that is not tolerated in this forum.

 

all you had to do was report the post useing the report post button.

 

 

mumof4 Admin.

[Bigjeeze]

If someone doesn't like jokes about a particular nationality or ethnic minority then the asnwer is to be eslewhere.