Fred

[Mary]

A cop stops a Harley for breaking the speed limit and asks the rider his name

"Fred" the biker replies

"Fred What?" the cop asks

"Just Fred" the biker replies

 

The cop happens to be in a good mood so decides to let the biker off with a warning, and presses the biker for his last name

The biker says that he used to have a last name but he lost it

The cop thinks he has a right nutter on his hands but decides to play along and asks "How did you loose it?"

The biker replies its a long story so bare with me"

"I was born Fred Dingaling....I know a funny last name. The kids at school used to make fun of me all the time. So I kept myself to myself and studied really hard and got good grades. When I grew older I decided to become a doctor so I went to college, uni, med school and finally walked out with my degree...I was then Fred Dingaling MD. After a few years I got fed up being a Dr so I went back to school and got my degree in Dentistry...I was then Fred Dingaling MD, DSS.

After a while being a dentist lost its appeal so I started fooling around with my assistant who regretable gave me VD......So I was then Fred Dingaling MD, DSS, with VD.

Well the ADA found out about my VD and took away my DSS. So I was then Fred Dingaling MD, with VD.....Then the AMA found out that the ADA had taken away my DDS because of my VD so they took away my MD.........so then I was Fred Dingaling with VD.

Then the VD took away my Dingaling so now I am just called Fred"