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A woman always has the last word in any argument........

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!!!

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1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

right and you need to shut up.

 

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

usually end in fine.

 

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman

can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

you're welcome.

 

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

 

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but

is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's

wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

 

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Delia's Way

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.

 

The Real Woman's Way

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

 

Delia's Way

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

 

The Real Woman's Way

Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

 

Delia's Way

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

 

The Real Woman's Way

Tescos sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

 

Delia's Way

If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

 

The Real Woman's Way

If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough.

Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'

 

Delia's Way

Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

 

The Real Woman's Way

It could keep forever. Who eats it?

 

Delia's Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

 

The Real Woman's Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a flying banana!

 

Finally the most important tip

 

Delia's Way

Freeze left over wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

 

The Real Woman's Way

Left over wine? Hellooo

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