Confession

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A FRENCHMAN WHO LIVED ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF PARIS WENT TO THE LOCAL

CHURCH FOR CONFESSION. WHEN THE PRIEST SLID OPEN THE CONFESSIONAL,THE

MAN SAID, '"FATHER.....DURING WORLD WAR II, A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN KNOCKED

ON MY DOOR AND ASKED ME TO HIDE HER FROM THE ENEMY."

 

SO I HID HER IN THE ATTIC.

 

THE PRIEST REPLIED, 'THAT WAS A WONDERFUL THING YOU DID, MY SON! AND

YOU HAVE NO NEED TO CONFESS THAT."

 

"IT'S WORSE THAN THAT, FATHER, SHE STARTED TO REPAY ME WITH SEXUAL

FAVORS EVERY DAY AND TWICE ON WEEKENDS."

 

THE PRIEST SAID, "BY DOING THAT, YOU WERE BOTH IN GREAT DANGER.

HOWEVER, TWO PEOPLE UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES CAN BE VERY TEMPTED TO

ACT THAT WAY. BUT IF YOU ARE TRULY SORRY FOR YOUR ACTIONS, YOU ARE

INDEED FORGIVEN."

 

"THANK YOU, FATHER. THAT'S A GREAT LOAD OFF MY MIND..... BUT I DO HAVE ONE

MORE QUESTION."

 

"AND WHAT IS THAT?" ASKED THE PRIEST.

 

"SHOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER?"