Tree Hugger

[gaznlou]

While walking through Golden Gate Park in

 

San Francisco, a man came upon another man

 

hugging a tree with his ear firmly against

 

the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out

 

of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?'

 

'I'm listening to the music of the tree,'

 

the other man replied.

 

'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'?

 

'No, would you like to give it a try?'

 

Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well,

 

OK...' So he wrapped his arms around the

 

tree and pressed his ear up against it. With

 

this, the other guy slapped a pair of

 

handcuffs on him, took his wallet,

 

jewellery, car keys, then stripped him naked

 

and left.

 

Two hours later another nature lover

 

strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the

 

tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck

 

happened to you?'

 

He told the guy the whole terrible story

 

about how he got there.

 

When he finished telling his story, the

 

other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked

 

around behind him, kissed him gently behind

 

the ear and said, 'This just ain't gonna be

 

your day, cupcake...'