teresa Posted March 14, 2008 Report Posted March 14, 2008 dont know if any of these have been posted before but here goes The centre for disease control has issued an urgent medical alert about a highly contagious and potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally by hand - and even electronically. The virus Weary Overloaded Recreational Killer - or WORK If you receive WORK from your boss via any means, do not touch it. This virus wipes out your private life completely. if you should come into contact with WORK. you should immediately take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase either of these antidotes; Work Isolating Neutraliser Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Continue to keep taking antidote until you are sure WORK has been completely flushed from your system ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q What did the nun say to her brand new vibrator A 'oh stop shaking with fear, my dear!. Its the first time for me too'. Quote
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