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[thelastmanstanding]

newby just saying hi to all and sundry

galaxy 2.0ltr

72 k silver had it for 16 months now wish id found this site 20 mths ago

find whats on here most enlightening and some of the jokes are just about funny

hi all :rolleyes:

[Smilge]

Hi matey and welcome from me. I've answered your post on the problem with the tailgate not locking so hopefully someone who have had a similar problem will give you some pointers. Look forward to more of your posts.

[Mary]

Welcome to you

 

from "The Giraffe Stalker "as one of the darlings on here insinuated.

 

Mary :rolleyes:

[mumof4]

Welcome to you

 

from "The Giraffe Stalker "as one of the darlings on here insinuated.

 

Mary :rolleyes:

 

 

t'werent me!! i do believe it was zaffy boi!:D

 

welcome member with the very long name that i cant be bothered to scroll down and check what it is :D

 

we is a friendly bunch, bit mad, definately a bit loopy, and leave the blue pills alone that you see on the trolley, thems is mine!

 

enyyyyyyyyywwwhoooooo..got yer request, will have a rumage, think i still have some sumwhere and shall whack you a pm a bit later after ive turned the house upside down and put it back into organised chaos, i never can find anything when i tidy up!!

 

anyway, did i say welcome?? enjoy the madhouse. watch out for young Mary here, she has a thing for giraffs :D

 

but, judging by her avatar, she likes a bit of beef now :D

[thelastmanstanding]

for bleeno thanks for the welcome and the help

first soz for missing the 'L' in my thanks for help however still not fixed after fixing wire see original post

 

for mary

thanks for the welcome

I was going to ask in my confusion what exactly is a Giraffe stalker

but I think that the penny has dropped

 

For mumof4

thanking you for the welcome mary seems to be an interesting character

as do yourself

do you think that your house will survive the uproar you kno that theres no absolute rush

soz if ive caused you a lot of bother

however it must be nice to know that the world of Galaxy's would come unhinged

if you weren't here to take such good care of it and to guide us all along

about my avatar well I might change it later

[mumof4]

Yep, my house will survive the uproar, its survived worse :D , it's not a bother, ive just got to figure out which box they could be in out of the 5 boxes i have left to unpack that are full of paperwork..i really do hate paperwork! :lol:

 

The world of Galaxys would keep on going and going even if i werent around, i just try and keep the little toe rags in some kind of order on here. :D

 

well..if Bleeno has a giraff, Mary has a cow....( or bull as we cant tell from the head end) then i guess id better get summit on 4 legs!..cool...now i wonder......hmmmmmm,,,,

 

oh yes, sticker.....gimmee a few days as tomoz im at college, friday im not quite sure what im doing, saturday, if the weather is good im flying, sunday i gotta swap meet to go to ( unfortunately you cant swap kids..*sigh*..)

 

will get it sorted. :D

[gregers]

hi lastman.................................................................................................................................

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oh i cant be ar*ed :lol: which 1 did you win??

 

welcome to the forum

[thelastmanstanding]

hi lastman.................................................................................................................................

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oh i cant be ar*ed :lol: which 1 did you win??

 

welcome to the forum

 

well I was going to use sirdrinkalot but then I dont cant afford it have a gal you know

thanks for the welcome and your suggestions to my problem going to back up on the fire and get a heat

bloody frozen

[Mary]

Well............I am disapointed........I thought you would know by the pic of the "Bull" (I can see the underside!) That I was expressing my need for "Rump" today :lol:

 

My dearest hubby thought his luck was in :D until I ended up in Casualty tonight to discover I have broken my toe :D Worse still everyone even the hospital staff think its soooooooooooo funny cos it was Cling Film that broke it!!!!!!!!!!

 

So come on I need sympathy now...............sob.........sob

 

Stop laughing

 

Mary

[thelastmanstanding]

Well............I am disapointed........I thought you would know by the pic of the "Bull" (I can see the underside!) That I was expressing my need for "Rump" today :lol:

 

My dearest hubby thought his luck was in :D until I ended up in Casualty tonight to discover I have broken my toe :D Worse still everyone even the hospital staff think its soooooooooooo funny cos it was Cling Film that broke it!!!!!!!!!!

 

So come on I need sympathy now...............sob.........sob

 

Stop laughing

 

Mary

 

wel there you have it Rump is offically off the menu tonight Mary has a broken toe

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you have my heartfelt sympathy

lots of hugs and stay away from the kinky clingwrap

rem life can be a different prospect entirely with a stooky in bed

lol

[mumof4]

Well............I am disapointed........I thought you would know by the pic of the "Bull" (I can see the underside!) That I was expressing my need for "Rump" today :lol:

 

My dearest hubby thought his luck was in :D until I ended up in Casualty tonight to discover I have broken my toe :( Worse still everyone even the hospital staff think its soooooooooooo funny cos it was Cling Film that broke it!!!!!!!!!!

 

So come on I need sympathy now...............sob.........sob

 

Stop laughing

 

Mary

 

 

Mary, now what on earth were you doing with clingfilm in order to break your toe??? and considering the sentance before you mentioned where you ended up, one can only wonder , in fact, the mind boggles! :D

 

Your need for rump...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!, the images i have in my head are so very wrong!! :D

[Mary]

Thank you for the sympathy such as it is as I can hear you laughing!!

 

To put you out of your misery and to stop inapropriate images entering your head I will let you know what happened. I dropped a roll of industrial cling film end ways down onto my foot. Thought it was just badly bruised but the pain was sooooooooooo bad I had to phone the Dr who said a trip to town was in order.

 

Nooky is now out the window for the time being or at least until the pain eases a bit.

 

Now you have the day in the life of Mary :lol:

 

Daft as a brush but not so hairy :lol:

[thelastmanstanding]

Thank you for the sympathy such as it is as I can hear you laughing!!

 

To put you out of your misery and to stop inapropriate images entering your head I will let you know what happened. I dropped a roll of industrial cling film end ways down onto my foot. Thought it was just badly bruised but the pain was sooooooooooo bad I had to phone the Dr who said a trip to town was in order.

 

Nooky is now out the window for the time being or at least until the pain eases a bit.

 

Now you have the day in the life of Mary :lol:

 

Daft as a brush but not so hairy :lol:

 

 

for you to assume that I would lower myself to the level of someone who laughs at anothers misfortune is almost beyond reason

I mean you have broke your toe with a roll of cling film

which muct be rather painful to say the least never mind the added frustration that you must be feeling at the inability to enjoy life to its fullest (ie nooky being out of bounds)

I must say that although I sympathise and I mean that from the bottom of my heart

I really must admit that you are correct

and that I have laughed my ass off at the myriad of imagined pics that flash through one mind as you get kinky with your clingfilm

im sorry but i'll have to go now as im loosing it again

[mumof4]

god please no!! i cant look at a roll of cling film without sniggering now and wondering what Mary does with it all!!

 

i was walking past the tin foil today and alsorts of images played through my mind!! heck, i need to go lie down, my sides ache from laughing.

 

 

Mary,, you could umm...use the clingfilm to kinda hold the leg up whilst you get down to it...just tell him to be careful as to what he holds on to :lol:

[thelastmanstanding]

mumof4 and mary

this has gone from a simple case of sympathy to the almost sublime and is now quickly assuming the role of the distinctly ridiculous

I mean I can hardly make myself a cuppa without laughing (clingfilm and tinfoil on rack above the kettle )

it seems that mumof4's imagination has reached an almost impasse where she like myself are stuck in the snigger mode i would take the dog for a walk but i just know that the next door neighbour will be asking why I have that silly grin on my face and I wouldn't want to offend her by bursting out in fits of uncontrolled laughing i mean she might become offended and we live in such a nice area and wouldn't like to have to move away because i've offended the neighbours

Soz folks I'll have to take the medication

mary do you think that a good whack on the middle toe with a hammer would stop this and be an appropriate medication

[mumof4]

oh my god, just dont hit the big toe, they have a very good use! :lol: :lol: :16: :16:

[thelastmanstanding]

oh my god, just dont hit the big toe, they have a very good use! :lol: :lol: :16: :16:

I've heard that some people have extra sensory perception but internet spells well

I have come to the conclusion that mary is doing the wizz on us quietly in the background

mumof4 stay out of the kitchen shes hexed mine I put the kettle with no water managed to knock over a bottle spilling contents while sniggering at the clingfilm and to top it all off burnt my lunch to the pot

Mary fun is fun

we're over the top

time to stop this leg pulling

please dont put a hex on the toilet seat

[Mary]

Believe me I have pulled allsorts in my life so far but never just a leg. :lol:

 

Would you like the photo's of the cling film and toe?

 

At least your imaginations are making me laugh :16: and they say thats the best medicine so at this rate it should be all mended pretty soon. :D Even if the Dr says 6 weeks. :(

 

And thanks for the tip about the toilet seat I now will spend the easter hols going around all the public loos :16:

 

It will give a new meaning to splash and dash :P So Beware

 

Sorry about your lunch, lastmanstanding, not :P (dont you have a shorter name we can use?)

 

Maz you are a marvel I never thought of using the film as a sling. Good on ya kiddo you have just saved my marriage :D

 

Well better get going making a frame now.

 

Mary :lol:

[thelastmanstanding]

Believe me I have pulled allsorts in my life so far but never just a leg. :lol:

 

Would you like the photo's of the cling film and toe?

 

At least your imaginations are making me laugh :16: and they say thats the best medicine so at this rate it should be all mended pretty soon. :D Even if the Dr says 6 weeks. :(

 

And thanks for the tip about the toilet seat I now will spend the easter hols going around all the public loos :16:

 

It will give a new meaning to splash and dash :P So Beware

 

Sorry about your lunch, lastmanstanding, not :P (dont you have a shorter name we can use?)

 

Maz you are a marvel I never thought of using the film as a sling. Good on ya kiddo you have just saved my marriage :D

 

Well better get going making a frame now.

 

Mary :lol:

well now mary

we are so glad that you are taking this in the spirit of enlightenment and that the laughter is helping your recovery however another image of you has come to light

imagining you on holiday with you roll of clingfilm firmly clutched in your oversized handbag as you limp along between loos firmly stretching a coating across the pedestial in you trilby hat and long overcoat as you masquerade as a man to get untold satisfaction at those who wander out trying to cover up your devilment

i do hope that you are not planning holidaying anywhere where I might go I,ll be watching out for mysterious men in trilby and overcoat carrying a handbag with a devilish grin walking with a limp and a cane walking stick and suspicious red wellingtons that match the lippy

now just wondering is it possible that you might be encouraged to put a pic of the offending clingfilm and your toe on here just to ice the cake so to say

another thing about my handle well you could call me something else as long as its not too over the top I just bet you've thought some names up for me what do you think might be appro

[gregers]

mary fancy breaking your toe with cling film..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TOUGH SH*T :wacko: :16:

[Mary]

mary fancy breaking your toe with cling film..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TOUGH SH*T :16: :16:

 

 

Actually Gregers I dont have a problem in that department its normally quite soft and regular. However the cling film was fecking hard :wacko:

[thelastmanstanding]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im going to loose it again

lets not have a discussion where we have to sink so low as to debate shitiness and its qualities

im sure someone will pop up with the runs

or worse

smile Mary and recover quickly

lol

[Smilge]

Has anyone tried bathing in Swarfega? ......... and I wonder if it's possible to fart and count the bubbles?

[thelastmanstanding]

Has anyone tried bathing in Swarfega? ......... and I wonder if it's possible to fart and count the bubbles?

 

HI Bleeno

I just knew someone would start the degeneration

however not knowing the answer and never tried that sort of thing

we will make arrangements to come and watch you try it out

?is of course does the ass in the infinitesimal time after a fart

take a swift air intake you know the ying yang effect

now if that happens I see that you could be in for the greatest

enema of all time

and it might be a day when overalls are waranted by the spectators

i'll try to get the tickets made up later today could you give me details

of when and where you'd to do this we'll need at least till next sat

you never know bud you could be on tv with this one

[mumof4]

Oh my gawd......