Biscuit Posted February 28, 2008 Report Posted February 28, 2008 Harry proposes to Mary and she agrees on one condition.He must give her a solid gold pocketknife.Harry looks over but after drawing several blanks he has one made.He presents it to Mary and asks what shes going to do with it."I'll keep it in a drawer untill i get old." she says"And what will you do with it then?"asks Harry."Well," explains Mary,"by the time i'm 70 my hair will be grey, my skin wrinkled,my teeth fallen out and my boobs wil down round my knees. You're not going to want to have sex with me are you?""I still dont understand," says a confused Harry."Well," replies Mary."I figure that a boy scout would do hell of a lot for a solid gold pocketknife." Quote
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