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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said " Your barracks door is open"

 

 

Not being a phrase that Men normally use he went on his way with a puzzled look on his face. When he was about finished shopping a man said to him " Your fly is open"

 

He zipped up and finished his shopping.

 

At the checkout he intentionally got into the line where the lady was that told him that his Barracks door was open. He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the checkout he said to her "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a mannie there standing to attention?"

 

The lady (Naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment then said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags." :unsure:

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