Old Man

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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part

> of his physical examination.

>

> The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back

> a semen sample tomorrow.'

>

> The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and

> gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

>

> The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained,

> 'Well, Doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but

> nothing.

> Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

> Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with

> her left, still nothing.

> She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth

> out, still nothing.

>

> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried, too, first

> with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between

> her knees, but still nothing.'

>

> The doctor was shocked, and said, 'You asked your neighbour?'

>

The old man replied, 'Yep. None of us could get the jar open.'