How True!

[gaznlou]

'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who

has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,

since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

 

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the

worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

 

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend

more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children,

are in charge).

 

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but

overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy

charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens

suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher

fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

 

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the

job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly

children.

 

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental

consent to administer sun lotion or an Elastoplast to a student; but

could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to

have an abortion.

 

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became

contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better

treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you

couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar

could sue you for assault.

 

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to

realize that! a steaming cup of coffee was hot.She spilled a little in

her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

 

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his

wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son,

Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want

It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

 

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If

you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do

nothing.'

 

And a little extra........................

 

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600

employees and has the following statistics?

 

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

 

7 have been arrested for fraud

 

19 have been accused of writing bad cheques

 

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

 

3 have done time for assault

 

71 canno! t get a credit card due to bad credit

 

4 have been arrested on drug-related charges

 

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

 

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

 

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

 

Which organization is this?

 

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that

cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep

the rest of us in line.

[gregers]

BRILLIANT :lol: B)