Indian Medicine Man

[JohnR]

Bob is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to

perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but

nothing seems to work.

So the doctor refers him to an American Indian

medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long

as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want

to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234,

and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another

year."

Bob rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That

night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts

on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne (Old Spice!!). After he gets

into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly he

becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man

had promised.

His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,

"What did you say 123 for ...............