Beware Of The Wind

[Davetheref]

A Swede, an Irishman and a Scotsman take their wives golfing

 

 

 

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her

ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear

 

 

 

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?" Ole demanded

 

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.

 

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of

decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear

 

 

 

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.

 

Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies

 

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?

 

 

 

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me'.

 

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency,

here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear

 

 

 

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over

her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it

 

 

 

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers

 

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money at be able at afford

any;.

 

 

 

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'O

decency, here's a comb ... Tidy yerself up a bit'.