Reindeer

[teresa]

Reindeer

 

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

 

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

 

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

 

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

[Smilge]

And grown women still believe in Santa ........ figures

[mumof4]

And grown women still believe in Santa ........ figures

 

what!! are you saying he isnt real???..you jest surely...bugger..does this mean that I have to provide the presies for the kids??

[teresa]

oh thats brilliant santa doesnt exist .....does that mean there is no christmas YIPEEEE

[mumof4]

But......how will i break it to the kids???..I mean.....My illusions have just been stomped on, screwed up and thrown out the window as i BELIEVED in santa...now...well.....think ill just go curl up in a corner and sob my wee likkle heart out :blink:

[gregers]

COR next your be saying you believe in the tooth fairy and the easter bunny!!!!!!!!

[mumof4]

well how else do the teeth dissapear and the chocky eggs arrive?? :blink:

[Bigjeeze]

They're brought to your house by a big fat man in a red suit driving a tem of hornless reindeers!