Blind Leading The Blind

[Biscuit]

An aeroplane's passengers watch nervously as two men wearing

pilots uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way to the cockpit.

The plane starts hurtling down the runway and the passengers start to get scared

as the water at the end of the airstrip gets closer and closer.

With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time.

The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots give each other a high five.

"You know" says one pilot to the other, "one day they're gonna scream too late and were all gonna die!"