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A woman goes to the doctors with a piece of lettuce hanging out of her private parts. Doctor says "that looks nasty" she says " nasty? it's just the tip of the iceberg! Edited by Bigjeeze
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why does the woman take her cat to the doctors? shouldnt she take it to the vets? or is that the joke? that the woman is too stupid to realise that the doctor doesnt know anything about cats as he only deals with people? maybe the cat likes lettuce? after all just because its a cat it doesnt mean it cant enjoy a fully balanced diet? maybe she was worried that lettuce doesnt count as one of it's five a day group? ahh I get now! if the cat had eaten an apple she would have taken it to the vets :unsure: no wait.... make that a bannana ..... nope an orange..... nope still dont get it :unsure:
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no wait.... the cat ate a....carrot.... nope still dont get it?

 

The last picture I seen it looked like a parrot !

 

 

 

 

God made Adam.

 

Adam was walking around one day and realized that he was lonely, so he asked God for a companion.

 

God said, "I can make a woman for you.

She will cook and clean and do everything you ask her to.

She will wait on you hand and foot.

She will be so beautiful that you won't be able to take your eyes off of her.

 

"It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg, though."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Adam said, "That's a bit much, what can I get for a rib?"

Edited by big_kev
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parrot...mmm now that might work as the parrot could ring for a taxi to take the woman to the doctors..... but then parrots are crap at directions so they wouldnt get there......

 

 

nope still dont get it? remind me again, it is a joke and not a logic puzzle?

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