familyman Posted November 26, 2007 Report Posted November 26, 2007 (edited) A woman goes to the doctors with a piece of lettuce hanging out of her private parts. Doctor says "that looks nasty" she says " nasty? it's just the tip of the iceberg! Edited November 28, 2007 by Bigjeeze Quote
mk2vr6 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Posted November 26, 2007 why does the woman take her cat to the doctors? shouldnt she take it to the vets? or is that the joke? that the woman is too stupid to realise that the doctor doesnt know anything about cats as he only deals with people? maybe the cat likes lettuce? after all just because its a cat it doesnt mean it cant enjoy a fully balanced diet? maybe she was worried that lettuce doesnt count as one of it's five a day group? ahh I get now! if the cat had eaten an apple she would have taken it to the vets :unsure: no wait.... make that a bannana ..... nope an orange..... nope still dont get it :unsure: Quote
mk2vr6 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Posted November 26, 2007 no wait.... the cat ate a....carrot.... nope still dont get it? Quote
mk2vr6 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Posted November 26, 2007 nope .... ah did the cat take the woman to the doctors? nope that wouldnt work as cats cant do manual boxes! now if the womans cars was an auto..... Quote
big_kev Posted November 26, 2007 Report Posted November 26, 2007 (edited) no wait.... the cat ate a....carrot.... nope still dont get it? The last picture I seen it looked like a parrot ! God made Adam. Adam was walking around one day and realized that he was lonely, so he asked God for a companion. God said, "I can make a woman for you. She will cook and clean and do everything you ask her to. She will wait on you hand and foot. She will be so beautiful that you won't be able to take your eyes off of her. "It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg, though." Adam said, "That's a bit much, what can I get for a rib?" Edited November 26, 2007 by big_kev Quote
mk2vr6 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Posted November 26, 2007 parrot...mmm now that might work as the parrot could ring for a taxi to take the woman to the doctors..... but then parrots are crap at directions so they wouldnt get there...... nope still dont get it? remind me again, it is a joke and not a logic puzzle? Quote
mumof4 Posted November 27, 2007 Report Posted November 27, 2007 You lot been on happy juice last night?? :unsure: Quote
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