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Lena is pregnant with Olle's child. Late one night, Lena wakes Olle

and says, 'I tink it's time!' So Olle fired up the John Deere tractor

and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.

 

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at and said, Olle son! Ain't dat great!' Just den the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!'

The doctor den held up a little girl.

 

He said, 'Hey, Olle! You got you a daughter!'

She's a pretty little ting, too.'

then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley, Olle, we still ain't done yet!'

 

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Ole, you yust

had yourself another boy!' Olle was flabbergasted by this news !

 

A couple days later, Olle brought Lena and their three children

home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena,

'How come we got tree on the first try?'

Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'

Olle said, 'Yeah, I do. Uffda!

It's a dam good ting I didn't get the WD-40.

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