Biscuit Posted October 30, 2007 Report Posted October 30, 2007 DIVORCE VS. MURDER????? A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walkedup to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I wouldlike to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord havemercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." _____ Quote
mumof4 Posted October 30, 2007 Report Posted October 30, 2007 you can get cyanide on prescription???..heck, which pharmacist! Quote
big_kev Posted October 30, 2007 Report Posted October 30, 2007 you can get cyanide on prescription???..heck, which pharmacist! "Rat Poison" is cheaper and more readily available......tastes like chicken ! Quote
mumof4 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Posted October 31, 2007 need something that cant be detected....what about arsenic?. how do you know rat poison tastes like chicken?? :angry2: Quote
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