Biscuit Posted October 30, 2007 Report Posted October 30, 2007 NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISHA bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animatedconversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first.Den I come.Den two asses come together.I come once-a-more!Two asses, they come together again.I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sexObsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speakaloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justatellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '." Quote
adrianf. Posted October 30, 2007 Report Posted October 30, 2007 Your right i owe you a fiver :wub: Quote
Smilge Posted October 30, 2007 Report Posted October 30, 2007 Thats fifteen quid I owe you ! ............ doh :wub: Quote
gaznlou Posted October 30, 2007 Report Posted October 30, 2007 BiscuitSorry you owe me, I have read it before, so I did not have to go back and read it again, still funny though!Gaz Quote
mumof4 Posted October 30, 2007 Report Posted October 30, 2007 ok..25 quid i owe you...i think i should have been blond..didnt get it the first few times then it just clicked..kept wondering what emma meant. :wub: Quote
gregers Posted October 30, 2007 Report Posted October 30, 2007 brilliant ;) :angry2: not telling you how much i owe you :wacko: Quote
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