gaznlou Posted September 27, 2007 Report Posted September 27, 2007 A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool henoticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" Theman thought a moment then replied "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"The man answered "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellarspace travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc... The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try adifferent tack. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please." Again it was superb. The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?" This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot starteddiscussing Top Gear, the latest football scores, and what to expect of the Premiership season. The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and thequestion, "What is your IQ?" This time the man slowly drawled out " Uh..... bout 10". The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e... y-o-u-r... p-e-o-p-l-e... h-a-p-p-y... w-i-t-h... R-a-f-a ?" Quote
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