Reasons Not To Flirt

[Davetheref]

he wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the

party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and

 

said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no

need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his

costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an

 

hour, woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to

the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought

 

she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted

>when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her

 

>husband

>

>in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every

 

>nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss

>there. His wife

went

>up to him

>and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high

and

>dry and

>devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,

 

>since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a

>little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one

>of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just

>before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put

>the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation

>he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

>She was sitting up reading

>when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same

>old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

>Then she asked," Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll tell you; I

>never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown

>and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker

>all evening. " You must have looked really silly wearing that costume

>playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the

 

>husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother,

>apparently he had the time of his life".