Nine Words Women Use...

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1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

 

right and you need to shut up.

 

 

 

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

 

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

 

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

 

 

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

 

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

 

usually end in fine.

 

 

 

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

 

 

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

 

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

 

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

 

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

 

 

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman

 

can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

 

before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

 

 

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just

 

say you're welcome.

 

 

 

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K <mailto:F@!K%20> YOU!

 

 

 

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

 

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but

 

is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's

 

wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

 

Gaz