Blondes Have More Fun

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Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.

 

 

 

 

The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks!"

 

The second blonde said, "I think they're dog tracks!"

 

The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside, leave 'em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?"

 

 

 

 

The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps.

 

 

 

 

 

 

After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right

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STOP THE BLONDE JOKES.........okay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A guy and his wife are lying in bed when the husband starts caressing her back.

 

 

 

 

 

"Not tonight, dear," she says. "I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow." The husband rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he turns back and again starts caressing her back.

 

 

 

 

 

"Honey, stop," she says. "I told you I have to go to the gynaecologist in the morning."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I know," he answers. "But you don't have to go to the dentist, do you?"

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One fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by.

 

Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which in turn was immediately followed by a man walking solemnly along.

 

Following him was a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.

 

 

 

Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.

 

 

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Q: What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

 

A: Kinky: you use the feather. Perverted: you use the whole chicken.