Davetheref Posted September 10, 2007 Report Posted September 10, 2007 What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,fatty." ======== Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks in to his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid Quote
gregers Posted September 10, 2007 Report Posted September 10, 2007 the ugly 1 EXELENT :rolleyes: :huh: :2: Quote
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