big_kev Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 "Compliments of the dragon, this one" One day God decided he ought to check in with Adam to see how things were going. "Adam....How are things going?" Adam replies that he considers himself quite fortunate to be living in such a beautiful and peaceful place but he did have a couple of questions to ask, if God didn't mind, of course. "No problem," said God, "Ask away" "Well God, I was wondering why you made Eve so beautiful? Not that I'm complaining, mind you." "Adam, I made Eve so beautiful so that you would like her." "Oh, well yes, I do like her very much. Thank you God. You made her so beautiful, but why is it then that you made her so stupid?" "Well Adam, I had to make sure she liked you too!" Quote
big_kev Posted September 7, 2007 Author Report Posted September 7, 2007 Playboy is starting an edition for married men......... It has the same centerfold every week ! Quote
big_kev Posted September 7, 2007 Author Report Posted September 7, 2007 There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished. "OK daddy," said the little boy. After a while the boy came into the living room where his father was talking with some friends. "Say, Daddy," said the boy. "Yes," replied his father. "The bull just f***ed the brown cow." There was a sudden lull in the conversation. The father said "Excuse me" and took his son outside. "Son, you mustn't use language like that in front of company. You should say 'The bull surprised the brown cow'. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull surprises the white cow." The father went back inside the house. After a while the boy came in and said, "Hey, Daddy." "Yes, son. Did the bull surprise the white cow?" "He sure did, Dad! He f***ed the brown cow again!" Quote
gregers Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Playboy is starting an edition for married men......... It has the same centerfold every week ! bit repetitive there kev :) :) :16: Quote
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