Paddy

[Davetheref]

Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid " she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the heck, its only twenty quid.

So they move in the bushes. They're going at it for a couple of minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them, it's a police officer.