M'lords And Ladies......your Judgement Is Requested..

[mumof4]

Now you all know my absolute fear of all things long and wriggly,May i present the evidence as found by yours truely this morning at roughly 9am..

 

The problem....

 

1.Who is going to scrape the very dead long wriggly thing up off the floor that seemingly had a bath in melted ice cream which i cant clear up till that thing is removed.

2.I the accuser aint picking it up even though it is dead as it isnt exactly little and i really hate the things.

3.The only other two people in this house deny all knowledge of how it got there and refuse to pick it up...may i present the defendants...

 

A...One collector and destroyer of all things wriggly and slimey who denys all knowledge and accuses defendant B.

 

B...One stamper of ants and snail collector..who also denys all knowledge.She also accuses defendant A.

 

Sooo........who is guilty!!????????????..for the last 2 hours the arguments against both defendants has been furious and the evidence presented.It will be a cold day in hell before i pick that horrible thing up!

[teresa]

defendant A looks like shes had a good telling off

 

 

defendant B looks like shes just dropped somebody in the poo and proud of it ;)

 

get em both to do it

[Neils TDi again]

I think there should be voteing buttons so we can choose who gets to do the brushing (hoover broke) for the next week.....

 

 

Give em both jankers till they squeal on the guilty one.

[mumof4]

With one sky card removed so no more kiddie programms...someone is bound to squeal soon :lol: ....that thing is still there by the way!.

[NikpV]

that reminds me of ....

 

 

 

Nobody likes me,

Everybody hates me,

Guess I'll go eat worms,

 

Long, thin, slimy ones,

Short, fat, juicy ones,

Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

 

Down goes the first one,

Down goes the second one,

Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

 

Up comes the first one,

Up comes the second one,

Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

 

from my childhood ...

 

The Apple and the Worm

I bit an apple

That had a worm.

I swallowed the apple,

I swallowed the worm.

I felt it squiggle,

I felt it squirm.

I felt it wiggle,

I felt it turn.

It felt so slippery,

Slimy, scummy,

I felt it land - PLOP -

In my tummy!

 

I guess that worm is there to stay

Unless . . .

I swallow a bird some day!

 

 

 

ps I promised not to tell which one wanted these pictures uploaded

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited August 28, 2007 by NikpV

[mumof4]

OMG....i'm gonna be sick.....that is awfull.....oh gawd.......... :lol: :lol: who was it...was it KJ???? :lol: :20:

[mumof4]

Well...after all day with no telly.....and no one admitting it..i stood in the doorway with a bowlfull of freshly popped popcorn and told em they couldnt have any till the culprit owned up!..Yep Teresa...you were right..it was defendant B!!..Little buggers......i got a neighbour to remove the offending article. :lol: