Black Eye

[Biscuit]

A man with a black eye boards a plane & notices the man next to him has a shiner too.

The first man says "How did you get that?".

Second man says, "Instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh,

I asked for 2 pickets to Tittsburgh".

first man says " I got mine like that too!"

I wanted to say to my wife "Pour me a bowl of frosties please"

But i actually said "Youve ruined my life you evil fat cow!!!"