Business Trip

[gaznlou]

A man checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he

thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when

your calling for a cab.

 

So he grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself

Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

 

She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy

hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind.

 

So when in his room, he gave her a call.

 

"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.

 

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and

give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone

and what I really want is s*x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it

now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.

Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll

go hot

and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream,

anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

 

She said, "That sounds really interesting sir, but for an outside line you

need to press 9.