The Three Mousketeers

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3 mice in pub having a beer, discussing who's the hardest.. first mouse says "I'm the hardest. I go up to the mousetraps, rip the cheese out and benchpress the bar 30 times, then throw it across the room". Second one says, "You poof ! I get rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it."

 

Third mouse finishes his drink and walks to the door. "Where are you going?" ask the other two. "Home," he says "to shag the cat."