CM2007 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 (edited) Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. AnItalian police officer stops them and says: "Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!" "Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" the German driver asks. "Quattro means a four!" the policeman answers. "Quattro iz just ze name of ze fo**en automobile" the Germanshouts..."Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!" "You canta pulla thata one on me!" says the Italian policeman. "Quattromeansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are thereforebreaking the law!" The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizorover!Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence! !!" "Sorry" the Italian says, "He canta comea . He'sa buzy witha two guys ina Fiat Uno." :rolleyes: Mike Edited July 3, 2007 by Bigjeeze Quote
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