Frozen

[Bigjeeze]

A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his Cows

frozen solid.

 

 

As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues.

 

 

It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this

would happen.

 

The realisation of the situation then dawned on him.

 

With his entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he

feed his wife and kids? How

would he pay the mortgage?

 

He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his

impending poverty.

 

Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the old

lady.

 

The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his predicament to

the woman.

 

Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the cows

noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to normal

and chewing the cud.

 

One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was full

of healthy animals.

 

The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a repayment

for her deed.

 

She declined his offer and walked off across the field.

 

A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer. "You

know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by.

 

"No" said the farmer "who?"

 

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"That was Thora Hird."

[gregers]

:rolleyes:

[Guest wolfie]

that was one of terry wogans jokes from about eight years back, it's also been altered a couple of times to suit the tellers needs! one variation is that the late Thora Hird, rode down to earth to soothe the farmer and revive his cows from a cloud on a stair lift (she did adverts for a rival firm) ;)

[big_kev]

Worthy of a double ;) ;)

[Bigjeeze]

There are virtually no new jokes - all are variations on a theme.

 

But still funny.

[big_kev]

Old, New , Borrowed or Blue............as long as its funny.....we don't care.