Bigjeeze Posted June 19, 2007 Report Posted June 19, 2007 "OLD" IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fibre today "OLD" IS WHEN "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND . . . . . . "OLD" IS WHEN You are not sure these are jokes.... Quote
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