Bigjeeze Posted April 20, 2007 Report Posted April 20, 2007 A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the Broad Quay office to show it off to his colleagues.As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the curb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful midnight blue Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!" After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't noticeanything else in your life." How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs Lee the Porsche owner. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realize that your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Londoner looks down in horror ."F***ING HELL !" hescreams........ Where's my Rolex??..." Quote
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