Bigjeeze Posted April 9, 2007 Report Posted April 9, 2007 53,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid" convention. Alan Shearer addresses the crowd. "We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?" Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Shearer asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza says, "Eighteen!" "I'm afraid not", says Shearer. Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Geordies start chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" Shearer says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance". So he asks "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds Gazza eventually says,"Ninety?" Shearer looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Gazza starts crying. But then the 53,000 Geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Shearer, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good, eventually says, "What is 2 plus 2?" Silence hangs over the stadium. Gazza closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?" Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Geordie crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ............. "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Quote
big_kev Posted April 10, 2007 Report Posted April 10, 2007 As an honourary Geordie I find this offensive...... besides I dont get it......why didn't they give him another chance ? Quote
Bigjeeze Posted April 10, 2007 Author Report Posted April 10, 2007 You can't be an Honourary Geordie - you can spell Honourary!!! Quote
mumof4 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Posted April 11, 2007 You quite right there mumble!! tut tut Bigj. :P Quote
Bigjeeze Posted April 11, 2007 Author Report Posted April 11, 2007 Quite right - what a donut!!! I stand corrected and apologies for being an A class prat!! Quote
mumof4 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Posted April 11, 2007 Quite right - what a donut!!! I stand corrected and apologies for being an A class prat!!You aint a pratt!!..crumbs even my spelling leaves a lot to be desired these days. Quote
big_kev Posted April 12, 2007 Report Posted April 12, 2007 Quite right - what a donut!!! I stand corrected and apologies for being an A class prat!! Don't think I can comment on this either ! Probably makes me a B class one Quote
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