A And C Roads

[teresa]

A and C roads

 

...were sat at the bar havin a pint and A says to C "I'm the hardest bit of tarmac in the country, I get used by millions of cars and trucks every day. That makes me super tough"

 

"B******s" says C "I get used by trucks, tractors, cars and never get patched up, I get horses and cows s****ng on me all the time. I'm definitly tougher than you"

 

These two continue their argument while the barman listens and chuckles to himself when all of a sudden the door swings open and this long skinny bit of red tarmac struts in, A and C dive under a table.

 

Red goes to the bar, orders 10 pints of stella and ten Whisky chasers, downs the lot, throws the glass at the barman and walks out.

 

"'ere, you two, you can come out now' A & C return to the bar, barman says "Thought you two said you were hard ?? What you dive under the table for when he walked in ???"

 

"Oh" said A, sheepishly "He's a cyclepath" :lol:

[gregers]

:lol: :(