Brocky Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 A man entered his favourite ritzy restaurant and , while sitting at his regular table, situated so that he could view the new arrivals, noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. He called the waiter over and asked for their most expensive bottle of merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepted it, she would be his. The waiter got the bottle and quickly took it over to the lady , saying, "This is from the gentleman over there. He would like you to accept it with his compliments". She looked at the wine and decided to send a note over to the man. The note read, FOR ME TO ACCEPT THIS BOTTLE, YOU NEED TO HAVE A MERCEDES IN YOUR GARAGE, A MILLION POUNDS IN THE BANK, AND 7 INCHES IN YOUR PANTS. The man read the note and sent one of his own back to her. It read..:"JUST SO YOU KNOW-I HAPPEN TO HAVE A FERRARI TESTAROSSA,AN 8 SERIES BMW AND A MERCEDES CONVERTIBLE IN MY GARAGE: PLUS I HAVE OVER 20 MILLION POUNDS IN THE BANK; BUT, EVEN FOR A WOMAN AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU, I WOULD NEVER CUT THREE INCHES OFF MY D*CK. "...JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK :lol: Quote
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