Taking A Woman To Bed

[AndeeeH]

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

 

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

 

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

 

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

 

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed

 

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

 

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

 

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

 

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

[Guest angelkookie]

ah ah ah ah very funny